Peter and the Pansexuals

While dining on a chilly Sunday afternoon at a restaurant near my apartment, my friend and I had a particularly gregarious waiter. At one point the waiter looked over at the owner of the restaurant, a lanky man wearing a dress and makeup, and said "He played with his sister's dolls when he was younger." Feeling obligated to do so, for whatever reason, we chuckled, and the waiter continued: "Go to his website, they're going to be huge one day."

May I present Peter and the Pansexuals